No Day For A Do Windbreaker
$139.00
Sometimes we have to go outside. Maybe it's because your best friend is the type of person who likes to show off to rocks by walking right in front of them, or our preferred indoors is out of toilet paper. Just make sure you grab this hooded, water-resistant windbreaker so they know you're not into it. Communication is key.
If it turns into a better day outside you can wave it like a flag.
Why this jacket is tolerable:
100% polyester: AKA the fabric equivalent of “I guess this’ll do.”
Water-resistant coating: For those moments when the sky can’t mind its own business (600 mm pressure resistance, for the nerds).
So lightweight, you’ll forget you’re wearing it: 2.5 oz/yd²—basically a whisper of a jacket.
Stylish details (because, priorities): Matte finish zippers, a scuba neck (for all your deep-sea vibes), and a three-panel hood with a mesh liner.
Pockets for snacks or regrettable souvenirs: Welt-style with mesh lining.
Customizable comfort: Elastic cuffs and a waistband toggle, so you can trap just the right amount of body heat while pretending to enjoy the view.
Fine print: Only available in the U.S. (Sorry, Puerto Rico and friends)
It’s not going to make you love the outdoors, but hey, at least you’ll look good while counting down the minutes until you can head back inside.
This alleged "Windbreaker" (Nothing breaks the wind like a closed window am I right?) is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
If it turns into a better day outside you can wave it like a flag.
Why this jacket is tolerable:
100% polyester: AKA the fabric equivalent of “I guess this’ll do.”
Water-resistant coating: For those moments when the sky can’t mind its own business (600 mm pressure resistance, for the nerds).
So lightweight, you’ll forget you’re wearing it: 2.5 oz/yd²—basically a whisper of a jacket.
Stylish details (because, priorities): Matte finish zippers, a scuba neck (for all your deep-sea vibes), and a three-panel hood with a mesh liner.
Pockets for snacks or regrettable souvenirs: Welt-style with mesh lining.
Customizable comfort: Elastic cuffs and a waistband toggle, so you can trap just the right amount of body heat while pretending to enjoy the view.
Fine print: Only available in the U.S. (Sorry, Puerto Rico and friends)
It’s not going to make you love the outdoors, but hey, at least you’ll look good while counting down the minutes until you can head back inside.
This alleged "Windbreaker" (Nothing breaks the wind like a closed window am I right?) is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Sometimes we have to go outside. Maybe it's because your best friend is the type of person who likes to show off to rocks by walking right in front of them, or our preferred indoors is out of toilet paper. Just make sure you grab this hooded, water-resistant windbreaker so they know you're not into it. Communication is key.
If it turns into a better day outside you can wave it like a flag.
Why this jacket is tolerable:
100% polyester: AKA the fabric equivalent of “I guess this’ll do.”
Water-resistant coating: For those moments when the sky can’t mind its own business (600 mm pressure resistance, for the nerds).
So lightweight, you’ll forget you’re wearing it: 2.5 oz/yd²—basically a whisper of a jacket.
Stylish details (because, priorities): Matte finish zippers, a scuba neck (for all your deep-sea vibes), and a three-panel hood with a mesh liner.
Pockets for snacks or regrettable souvenirs: Welt-style with mesh lining.
Customizable comfort: Elastic cuffs and a waistband toggle, so you can trap just the right amount of body heat while pretending to enjoy the view.
Fine print: Only available in the U.S. (Sorry, Puerto Rico and friends)
It’s not going to make you love the outdoors, but hey, at least you’ll look good while counting down the minutes until you can head back inside.
This alleged "Windbreaker" (Nothing breaks the wind like a closed window am I right?) is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
If it turns into a better day outside you can wave it like a flag.
Why this jacket is tolerable:
100% polyester: AKA the fabric equivalent of “I guess this’ll do.”
Water-resistant coating: For those moments when the sky can’t mind its own business (600 mm pressure resistance, for the nerds).
So lightweight, you’ll forget you’re wearing it: 2.5 oz/yd²—basically a whisper of a jacket.
Stylish details (because, priorities): Matte finish zippers, a scuba neck (for all your deep-sea vibes), and a three-panel hood with a mesh liner.
Pockets for snacks or regrettable souvenirs: Welt-style with mesh lining.
Customizable comfort: Elastic cuffs and a waistband toggle, so you can trap just the right amount of body heat while pretending to enjoy the view.
Fine print: Only available in the U.S. (Sorry, Puerto Rico and friends)
It’s not going to make you love the outdoors, but hey, at least you’ll look good while counting down the minutes until you can head back inside.
This alleged "Windbreaker" (Nothing breaks the wind like a closed window am I right?) is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Sometimes we have to go outside. Maybe it's because your best friend is the type of person who likes to show off to rocks by walking right in front of them, or our preferred indoors is out of toilet paper. Just make sure you grab this hooded, water-resistant windbreaker so they know you're not into it. Communication is key.
If it turns into a better day outside you can wave it like a flag.
Why this jacket is tolerable:
100% polyester: AKA the fabric equivalent of “I guess this’ll do.”
Water-resistant coating: For those moments when the sky can’t mind its own business (600 mm pressure resistance, for the nerds).
So lightweight, you’ll forget you’re wearing it: 2.5 oz/yd²—basically a whisper of a jacket.
Stylish details (because, priorities): Matte finish zippers, a scuba neck (for all your deep-sea vibes), and a three-panel hood with a mesh liner.
Pockets for snacks or regrettable souvenirs: Welt-style with mesh lining.
Customizable comfort: Elastic cuffs and a waistband toggle, so you can trap just the right amount of body heat while pretending to enjoy the view.
Fine print: Only available in the U.S. (Sorry, Puerto Rico and friends)
It’s not going to make you love the outdoors, but hey, at least you’ll look good while counting down the minutes until you can head back inside.
This alleged "Windbreaker" (Nothing breaks the wind like a closed window am I right?) is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
If it turns into a better day outside you can wave it like a flag.
Why this jacket is tolerable:
100% polyester: AKA the fabric equivalent of “I guess this’ll do.”
Water-resistant coating: For those moments when the sky can’t mind its own business (600 mm pressure resistance, for the nerds).
So lightweight, you’ll forget you’re wearing it: 2.5 oz/yd²—basically a whisper of a jacket.
Stylish details (because, priorities): Matte finish zippers, a scuba neck (for all your deep-sea vibes), and a three-panel hood with a mesh liner.
Pockets for snacks or regrettable souvenirs: Welt-style with mesh lining.
Customizable comfort: Elastic cuffs and a waistband toggle, so you can trap just the right amount of body heat while pretending to enjoy the view.
Fine print: Only available in the U.S. (Sorry, Puerto Rico and friends)
It’s not going to make you love the outdoors, but hey, at least you’ll look good while counting down the minutes until you can head back inside.
This alleged "Windbreaker" (Nothing breaks the wind like a closed window am I right?) is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!